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I THINK I HAVE SAID MOST OF THESE HAVE A GREAT DAY AND REMEMBER
TO SMILE AND
YOU WILL GET ONE BACK ;) ME
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
shit, or be
asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the
shit hits the
fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel
like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of
weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a
paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English
language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't
give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
shit and hope
you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a
load of shit
from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt
and dance like you do when nobody's watching!
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